Brian J. Mistler

Brian J. Mistler, B.A., B.S., M.A. (University of Bradford), is an American born philosopher and writer. His work suggests strong influence by Ludwig Wittgenstein, William James, Fritz Perls, and Hazrat Inayat Khan. He is most well known for his writing at the intersection of psychology and international relations, and for his Mistlerisms, also known as "self-masturbatory Brian Mistler expressions." In addition, he is considered one of the world's foremost experts in self-promotion and self-congratulation. He trained at the University of Florida, and under the supervision of M. Pat Korb at the Gestalt Center of Gainesville (Gainesville, Florida).

Published works include "Importance of Prophecy in Conversion", "US Versus Them: George Bush and Osama Bin Laden Are Dancing Together " and various editorials.